dear diary,

i woke up from a dream last night that bob ross was speaking to me. when i looked at his face, it turned into someone else's. but it was still bob ross. he was very inebriated, and he even told me.

i still pray sometimes, but i don't know what i'm praying to. so i lied when i said i still do it.

my phone doesn't recognize my fingerprint anymore. is this a sign that I'm someone else?

sincerely, Xxxx

i love you

i hate you

i don't know who you are anymore

if the premises are true than the conclusion must be true, it just has to be, to think otherwise would be illogical